An Explanation

Recently I discovered the wonderful phenomenon of youtube comments. They're so stupid! The above are from a video entitled "the most pathetic panda ever". It has 3.7 Million views, 10,500 comments, and (as far as I can tell) about 30 distinct responses - They all seem to make one of the following assertions:

The panda is/is not pathetic

The original poster is pathetic

The poster would like to own/snuggle/crush a panda

One day the panda will grow up, and beat the original poster.

It is from this point that I decided that it will be necessary to write a more advanced tool for establishing this meta-information surrounding youtube comments. There is a world of opportunity being missed here! Text 1 | Text 2| Loader| Round Text| Round Text 2| Jitter Input text|